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I had a skin tag under my arm for what must've been 10 years. About 2 weeks ago, it turned black, and I was all "FML". But it didn't hurt at all, and it just fell off one day. It was like the best thing that's happened to me in 3 weeks. I never knew it was called a "skin tag" until just now, but I knew it wasn't a big deal because I saw that mom always had them.

Incidentally, at 10:15 this morning I got a call from home. I answered to hear Mom's trembling distraught voice utter a barely audible "Thank God". She saw on TV that some dude had flown a plane into a building and just assumed it had killed me. And I wonder why I worry so much.


Ojo-Yeah man, derm is strictly for those who fell back on medicine when they got tired of modeling. The dermatologist who ran the derm series of lectures in med school was smoking hot. She was maybe 35-45 but looked 22 (and 34-24-34).

Snake-M*'s mom called me about that crash to see if it was near St. Ed's b/c Rachael wasn't answering her phone. Moms.



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