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Iraq Mix CD- Year 1

1. Bombs Over Baghdad - Outkast

2. I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You- Colin Hay

3. Gone Till November- Wyclef Jean

4. See You Soon- Coldplay

5. Blue Eyes- Cary Brothers

Today sucks.

6. Fix You- Coldplay

7. To Be With You- Mr. Big

8. Over My Head (Cable Car)- The Fray

9. Bullets- Bob Schneider

10. If I Had A Million Dollars- Barenaked Ladies

11. Melt Show (Live)- Old 97s

12. Walk Away- Ben Harper

13. Mountain Of Love- Johnny Rivers

14. Leavin' Town- Dexter Freebish

15. Miss Misery- Elliot Smith

16. Everything Reminds Me of Her- Elliot Smith

17. When We Meet Again- G-Love and Special Sauce

18. Scotty Doesn't Know- Lustra

19. Wish You Were Here- Incubus

20. Breakdown- Jack Johnson

21. Taylor- Jack Johnson

22. Don't Stop Believin'- Journey

23. Sorry- Nerf Herder

24. Stand By Me- Oasis

25. Rollerskate Skinny (Live)- Old 97s

26. Your Nervous Heart- Rhett Miller

27. The Only Living Boy in New York- Simon & Garfunkel

28. I wish I Felt Nothing- The Wallflowers

September 22, 2006 in Music | Permalink | Comments (3)

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WIGGY

All up on the double

These boys want trouble

They call me Flinstone and my homey's Barn Rubble

Rebel, devil, chasin' through the ghetto

Break these motherfuckers off with just one ?????

Metal bracelets facing worse incarceration

Aim for the dome gotta keep my concentration

Since elementary, it was destined for me to see the penitentary

Late Friday, or was it early Saturday I hit 'em with a shoddy that I bought from Academy

Duck for cover, you marked motherfucker

didn't mama say not to play with niggas from the gutter

I smell undercovers

I dive with my brothers

and when I'm on the mike, I represent all colors.

Last summer, I escaped from an asylum.

You know the 3 digits, bitch, you'd better dial 'em.

No matter where you're at do you represent your city?

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Do you take fools out like my homey Frank Niddy?

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Did your crib get raided by this little piggy?

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Have you ever whooped a nigger till he really looked silly?

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I suck the blood like mosquito

facing judge Ito

Joint in my mouth looking big as a burrito

Turning 10 into 20, 20 into 40, 40 into 80

everything is gravy

Won't you play me in your decka?

Microphone checka

Quick to grab a chicken-head hutch by the necka

Double decker ho's on my woody woodpecker

Niggers call me crying, saying that I'm a home wrecker

Beretta underneath my Raiders sweater

Fuck a fine loca by the name of Weda

Stackin more cheddar than Speedy Gonzales

Smoother than the head of Mr. Telly Savales

Tu sabes

haciendo hales

movin' llaves

order 2 tacos with the beans and no olives

Don't blame us

Just because I'm famous

And got my middle finger up your baby mama's anus (beeyitch)

Do you raise Ben Davis or do you sag Dickies?

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Does your bitch got your name tattooed on her titty?

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Do you bump Tupac, or do you bump Biggie?

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Do you sleep with your wife, or with a 9 milli?

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I got sacks for sale

in the land of hell

My enemies don't even get a chance to yell

In the black Chevelle

With my man Miguel

Little pigs want to put my fuckin' ass in jail

Stack my mail

Where the bastards dwell

Puffin' on Jane cause that's my girl

I never brag or tell

but I blast 'em well

I shoot more shots than Sam Cassell

We'll pick the chosen and form an alliance

Move in silence and gather loyal clients

Corporate giants with street science

Cooking dope on a kitchen appliance

Don't try it

If you can't keep quiet

I'll put 17 bullets in your diet

Lying in a puddle 'cause you ho's want to rumble

SPM like Tarzan; king of the jungle

Do you got 5 screens in your '86 Rivy?

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Do you flip Snow White quick fast in a jiffy?

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When you buy new tennies, do you spend 150?

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Do you smoke Swisher Sweets, or do you smoke Phillies?

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Have you ever bought a TV from dope fiend Willy?

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Do you sip Cognac, or do you sip Remy?

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Have you ever slapped a bitch for giving you a big hickie?

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Do you get shit crunk or do you get jiggy?

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Will you still be fucking when you're way past 60?

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Could I hide in your house if the cops was trying to get me?

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Would you fuck a thick bitch even though she wasn't pretty?

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If I was doing bad, would you smoke a blunt with me?

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Are you a young city slicker, or a country hill billy?

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Do you like Fonzarelli, or Lenny and Squiggy?

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When you wake up on a Sunday, do you feel shitty?

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Do you pass on the ass if you don't got a jimmy?

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Just to fuck a fine bitch, would you eat out the kitty?

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Have you been with 2 ho's that wasn't strictly dicky?

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Would you hit anything, or are you really picky?

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would...(Fade out)

April 04, 2006 in Music | Permalink | Comments (6)

eferrals and Levels of Rock Stardom

First things first.  I judge the value of a blog post by how many comments it receives.  Which means that most of my posts are not entertaining or interesting, but my last post ruled.  But not as much as this one by my big brother. Head over there and join in the discussion. But enough of pimping the brethren.  On to what I want to say. 

I haven't quite decided exactly what I want to do after I quit working over here and go back to Texas.  And I mean long-term, after my several month long stint of whoring and alcoholism.  There are several things I'm tossing around, including starting a business, doing absolutely nothing, becoming a teacher/basketball coach, going back to grad school, trying to find a wife and make a bunch of babies and be a stay-at-home dad, and, what brings me to my post, trying my hand at becoming a musician, comedian, or actor.

I play the guitar as a hobby.  I'm not very good, mediocre at best.  I have an average singing voice.  Basically, I'm not overly talented musically.  But, I really, really, enjoy it and I think that I've taken naturally enough to it that if I spent a long ass time practicing and whatnot I could become at least good enough to entertain people at some low level.

Thinking about this started a daydream that resulted in my questioning that if I were to become a musician, and were lucky/talented enough to gain some form of success, just how "big" would I want to be?  This led me to determine that there's about 11 levels of rock stardom:

1. Fetish - the band that never was, or never will be.  My neighbors as a kid were very good guitarists, extremely talented, but they just never tried.  The most famous they got was annoying my parents by playing Silverchair covers too loud in their front yard.  Others in this category: Seven Inches, The Killer Lizards In Trouble (K.L.I.T.), and The Keith Alstrom Klan.

2. Joel Nava and The Border- the small town cover band.  They play covers at paid gigs at shitty bars, high school proms, and weddings.  Also in this category: Bobby Allan Jones, Texas Armadillo Band, and, most notoriously, Pinfold.

3. Larry Joe Taylor- the local dude done kinda good.  Becomes kind of a bandwagon in the town.  This dude wrote a song called "island time" and now he can get gigs up and down the coast during the summer between Corpus and Houston.  But he probably still has to keep a regular job, and most people who know think he sucks.  Others in this category: Eric G.

4. Astroblast- The band that stays together for a long time, but just never reaches the point needed to "make it".  Others: The Westbury Squares, Eric Tessmer, The Mentals.

5. The Old 97's- the band that is really, really, good, and known pretty well in the few cities they came up in, but just never blew up, either because their music doesn't have mass appeal or they refused to sell out.  But they still play packed houses anywhere within a few hundred miles of where they started out.  Others in this category: Bob Schneider, The Scabs, Dale Watson, Vallejo, Chevelle.  This is probably about where I would want to be.

6. Semisonic- the good old fashioned One Hit Wonder.  They wrote that song "Closing Time" in case you're wondering.  The band that bursts on the scene, drilling their 3 minutes of fame into everyone's skull.  Others in this category:  Los Lonely Boys, Paula Cole, Nine Days, Dexter Freebish, Harvey Danger, Jason Mraz, Gavin Degraw, Blackstreet, and on and on and on.

7. Robert Earl Keen- the regional superstar.  Several local radio hits, a good solid following, and a profitable music career.  Considered "famous".  Others: Roger Creager, Jerry Jeff Walker, Local H, Pat Green, and the like.

8. Jack Johnson- a national star.  Able to sell out pretty much any medium sized venue the artist appears at...not stadiums, but able to make good coin and has a healthy following spanning multiple years. Others: Ben Harper, Better Than Ezra, Big Head Todd, Blues Traveler, Clint Black, Collective Soul, etc.  I wouldn't want to be any bigger than this I don't think.

9. Coldplay- a worldwide superstar.  Can play anywhere and sell out any size venue.  Bigger than jesus.  Almost.  Others: Dave Matthews, Counting Crows, Beastie Boys, Black Crowes, Oasis, Bon Jovi, Creed, etc.

10. U2- living legends.  Have an extremely successful career spanning more than one decade. HUGE. Others: Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, The Stones, Paul McCartney, AC/DC, Aerosmith, The Eagles, Elton John, Frank Sinatra, R.E.M., The Red Hot Chili Peppers, maybe a few others.

11. The Beatles- myths.  You can only reach this status if someone dies.  Others: Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Beach Boys.

After thinking about it I realized that most artists don't really control how big they get.  I mean you probably just start out trying to get people to listen and it might fizzle, snowball, or who knows what.  But I guess it's always at least a little bit in your control, I mean, you can always just quit.

I think I'm just gonna coach high school basketball instead.

February 23, 2006 in Music | Permalink | Comments (9)

Music

Since I've come over here, my taste in music has changed a lot.  This stems, I think, from two things: first, I've been in a much different mood since I came over, experiencing a lot of new emotins and whatnot; second, just before I came over here, a friend of mine gave me 75GB (15,000+ songs) of music to take with me on an external hard drive, so I've had a lot of new music to listen to.  I love music.  It rules.  Here are some lists I've compiled while listening to music.  Hope you might try some of it.  Or maybe it'll make you think of what music is badass to you and you can tell me and I can hear some more kick-ass music.

Songs that have always and forever shall rule:

-Coldplay: Fix You, The Scientist (these songs are total awesomeness. I don't even care if it makes me gay that I like coldplay.)

-Counting Crows: Mr. Jones, Goodnight Elizabeth, A Long December, Walkaways (this band has gotten worse and worse as time has crept on, but these songs are money)

-Toadies: Tyler (best song about raping a chick.  Ever.)

-John Prine: Souvenirs (listen to it and you'll know.  Props to Ojo for bringing it into my world.)

-Old 97s: Wish The Worst, Question (ALL of their music rules.  But these songs are my favorites of theirs.  This is the band that makes me want to be a musician.  If you live in Austin and have never seen them in concert, you're a dumbass.)

Songs/Artists that I didn't know ruled until I came over here:

-Etta James: At last (probably the best sung song ever.  That bitch can sing.  And the lyrics rule.)

-Bright Eyes: The First Day of My Life (best line: "I'd rather be workin' for a paycheck, than waitin' to win the lottery."  This dude's probably a fag, but this song is cool.)

-Ben Harper: Walk Away (I tried like a mofo to NOT like Ben Harper.  He's one of those artists that catches on and it's "cool" to know about and like and be into Ben Harper. But this song just fits me.  plus it rules.  So now I like Ben Harper. The fucker.)

-Bob Schneider: Bullets (awesome. Catchy, fun, kickin, pimpin, groovy.)

-Lustra: Scotty Doesn't Know (fun. awesome. rules.)

-Steve Earle: Home To Houston (very good stuff. Props to allbilly)

-G-Love and Special Sauce: When We Meet Again (see above.  This song has a pretty sweet recurring, simple, acoustic guitar riff.)

-Paul Simon: The Only Living Boy in New York (I change the lyrics to "the only living boy in Iraq" and "Jakey, get your sand right on time...I know...jerkin' off will go fine..." to make myself laugh.)

-Old dudes.  Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Franki Valli, etc.  On that hard drive there's tons of this style of music.  It actually rules.  I was surprised.  The lyrics are good, and it's catchy.  I like it a lot.

-Old school hits.  "Donkey Butt", "Whoomp there it is", and on and on...good funny stuff.

Others Recommendations:

-2Pac, 10,000 Maniacs, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers, America, Andrew Dice Clay, At The Drive In, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Beach Boys, Beatles, Better Than Ezra, Big Head Todd, Billy Joel, Black Crowes, Blind Melon, Blues Traveler, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Buddy Holly, Buena Vista Social Club, Bush, The Cars, Clay Walker, Clint Black, Collective Soul, Cranberries, Creed (I know, fuck off), Creedence, CSNY, Cypress Hill, Dave Matthews (uggh), Dire Straits, Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Dr. Dre, Eagles (double uggh), Elliot Smith (props Matt, rules), Elton John, Elvis (early gospel stuff rules too), Eminem, Eric Clapton, Everclear, EZE, Fastball, Fleetwood Mac (uggh?), Garth Brooks, Gin Blossoms, The Gourds, Green Day, GNR, Heart, Hootie (seriously), Incubus (surprisingly I like 'em), Jack Johnson (completely rules now, wanted to hate him), Janis Joplin, Jet, Jimi, Buffett, Jimmy LaFave, John Lennon (Jealous Guy rules), Johnny Cash (I hate what has happened to him), Korn (if you're suicidal), Led Zeppelin (sometimes), Lit, Live, Skynyrd (turn it up), Mamas &Papas, Marcy Playground (underrated), Marvin Gaye, Matchbox 20 (ok FU), Moody Blues, Mr. Big (helped score me a BJ), Nelly, Neil Young, Nirvana, Oasis, Old 97s, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Patsy Cline, Pearl Jam, Pixies (thanks Robb), Poison, The Police, POTUSA, Prince, REM, Radiohead, Rage, Chili Peppers, The Refreshments, Remy Zero, Rhett Miller, Ricky Martin (worldwide baby), Robert Keen, The Stones, Ryan Adams (Come Pick Me Up rules, fucking rules), Santana, Semisonic, 7 Mary 3, The Shins (Garden State), Simon $ Garfunkel, Smashing PUmpkins, Soul Xoughing, Soundgarden (sometimes), Snoop, Smokie Robinson, South Park Mexican ("got my middle finger in yo baby mama anus"), Sponge, Spin Doctors, SRV (some), Steve Miller, STP, Sublime, Temple of the Dog, Temptations, Tenacious D (awesome), 3rd Eye Blind (1st album, TERRIBLE live), Tom Petty, Tracy Lawrence, Train, Tripping Daisies, U2, Van Morrison, Wallflowers, Weezer, White Stripes, Willie, Dwight Yoakum, ZZ Top.

Artists/Songs that blow no matter how many times you listen to them:

Aaron Neville, Solo Sting, Electronika, World Beat, Techno, Tonic, Toby Keith, Styxx, Ska, most Metal, Nickelback (fucking BLOWS), DJ (especially Moby), Eagles, most Chris Isaac, most Bryan Adams, Beck (sorry, too overrated), and Turkish pop/altrock.

Let me know what y'all think.

February 15, 2006 in Music | Permalink | Comments (39)

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