desert boy has been implored to start his own blog. I doubt he will because he's got better things to do; but just in case he did...
Here's a few suggestions to get us started: Optha-mow-the-grass, Laser Doc in the Desert, I Cut Open People's Fucking Eyeballs for a Living, Pupillary Reflex Jockey, Vitreous Humor Me, My Dry Ass Is..., Atropiner.
MathJames needs a new handle because, well, because MathJames sucks. So, here's a request for entries for the
Give MathJames a New Handle Contest
Some early entries include: Digitboy, Numero Uno, NumberNerd, 00110010 and Pythagorean Playboy.
Here's how this works:
Take the name of your childhood pet - that's the first name.
Take the name of the street you grew up on - that's the last name.
Mine: Roscoe Buenavista
(Actually I couldn't use the name of the street I grew up on because the street name is my REAL last name; so I substituted my grandparents' street.)
What's amazing about this is that the pet name/street name thing works every time!!
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape.
Hi! I'm a good-looking soon to be lawyer who enjoys working out and making fondue. Something you should know about me is that I must have been in the line for elephant trunks when they were handing out penises in heaven. I don't lie to women because they can smell it a mile away. I'm looking for a girl who is ambitious and takes life's challenges with a smile. I especially like aerobics instructors with low self esteem who look good in a softball uniform and who kick ass at that sport. If you don't talk much that is a bonus.
Special thanks to llogg and Ambs77 for help in creating this post, which is bound to be a sure winner.
Me: Sex-starved shut-in with modest computer skills and some knowledge of the law.
You: Tolerant female nymphomaniac, preferrably with serious self esteem issues.
So now that law school finals are over for another semester and I've recovered from the post-finals bender, I can post about other things for a change.
Over the past year or so I've become increasingly interested in online dating services - mainly because I know people who have had really good success with them. I think the traditional thinking about dating services is being/has been eroded and that these things are becoming increasingly more accepted. There are probably numerous scholarly papers out there explaining the reasons why, written by people who have actually studied it. Without having studied the subject, I'll speculate that the reasons are that: the things work - people meet quality people and get married and stuff; the services fit the current character of many young people's lives; young adults of the current generation are not afraid to try something new; the actors and models used in the marketing campaigns are fucking hot (and believable - people desperate to get laid are prone to suspension of disbelief).
As a dude with absolutely no game whatsoever, I have considered using one of these services. So, here is what I propose: over the next few days I'm going to be drafting several personal ad style "profiles" that a subscriber posts to attract someone on the service. I'm going to post what I write here and what I'd like to see is: feedback from the throng of CWA watchers and/or your own statements that you'd use for a service.
Here goes:
Wanted: Deaf mute female (19-24) with culinary skills and hot body. Hey, conversation with females is overrated but food and sex is not. If you are down, give me a 'wink.'
Whaddya think?
I also hope to get some audience participation; assuming there is an audience. Basically this will be a recurring deal that will ask readers to submit things like, "The coolest website (blog) you've ever seen," "The creepiest website," etc. that yours truly will judge and the winners will get cool prizes like...well I don't know if there will really be prizes. But, it might be fun anyway.
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