I like crass humor, what can I say?
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I recently thought that it would be really funny in a breakup letter to an ex-girlfriend to say, "So long, and thanks for all the pussy." (The basis of the quote is from the Hitchhiker's Guide in case you are wondering.)
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I ran across this and I can't stop laughing about it; especially the part about the silverware: "There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living. I once met a girl who was able to pull it off, so I let her buy me dinner. Later that night she was making out with my wang, when I realized that all that lipstick was rubbing off. So I evacuated my moan-maker from her face hole, took some silverware for my trouble, and snuck out of her tent." (From thebestpageintheuniverse.net)
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Facebook continues to amuse.
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I also cracked up at this line: "If he'd managed to fish out his dick, there was a good chance he was already urinating." It's from here.
Anyway, sorry about this post (especially to you, babe - I'm an embarrassment, I know). Maybe someday I'll grow up.
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